Escaping from “Escape Route” for A While…

Hey, um… readers:”

So, this is not gonna be a long one. I just wanna come to apologize about… yeah, as you can already read from the title, about the route game, Escape Route. You see, it was meant to be a Christmas special, but at the very end, it barely got anything to do with Christmas, so it has kinda lost its original purpose, don’t you think?

Well, still related to that matter, I think it’s not wise to call it a Christmas special anymore. Therefore, I gotta have to remove that title from Escape Route, because it turned out to be a mere route game, not for anything Christmas. Yes, it’s true that there would be some Christmas bits at the end of like 3-4 routes, but I think that’s not enough. So, yeah.

The problem is that I had set my own deadline, which was on Christmas day. If this were still a Christmas special, that would make sense. But this is not, after I announced all these. So… well, the last chapter won’t be released on Christmas:” I’m terribly sorry.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn that was just an excuse!

Lol I thought to myself “Why so formal?” so I decided to tell you this : the truth is, I haven’t even made half of the fourth chapter, which makes it impossible for me to finish everything up within Christmas (which is coming in like two days). You see. it got REAAAALLY complicated with all the routes, and I had planned to make the fourth chapter the most fun, so I had to create more and more routes to vary the endings, but see, I was too lazy for it, cause you don’t even know how hard it is to create one route. I ended up being lazy. Therefore, I have only finished one part of like 4 or 5 routes. Don’t get me wrong. Those parts are quite long, but I still have so much more to go, and I realize it’s impossible to just rush and get everything done within 25.

You see, I’m this irresponsible!

Reader 1 : “Um… why exactly do you sound so proud of it?”

Me : “Of course I am! It means I have a character worth mentioning!”

Reader 1 : “Well… um… that’s not a good one, though? You’re fine with that?”

Me : “I don’t have any good traits so a bad one is okay, as long as it’s worth mentioning!”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “I’m leaving this blog.”

Me : “Yes. Please proceed.”

No, no, actually, I feel so terrible about it. I promised you all so I kinda sound like a tukang PHP, don’t I? So… well, I’m gonna work hard to make a replacement for the Christmas special.

Reader 1 : “Huh? A replacement?”

Me : “WHY THE HELL ARE U STILL HERE ARE U MY FAN”

Reader 1 : “More like your anti–“

Me : “I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE ANYMORE. GET OUT.”

Reader 1 : “Well… you can’t really see my face from the very beginning, so…”

Me : “I DON’T FREAKING CARE. GET OUT.”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “Mm… kay?”

So, I’ll continue. What I meant by ‘replacement’ was… a replacement.

Reader 1 : “ARE YOU DUMB, WHY ARE Y–“

Me : “–OU STILL HERE?! I THOUGHT YOU WENT OUT ALREADY!”

Reader 1 : “I DID. I JUST HAPPENED TO STILL FEEL SOME KINDA NEGATIVITY FROM YOU SO I CAME BACK.”

Me : “NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME!”

Reader 1 : “HUH?! WHY SHOULD I–“

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “……………….”

Reader 1 : “That’s true. The truth is, I worry a lot about you.”

Me : “……………….”

Me : “Aww, how sweet…”

Me : *looks at R1 with teary eyes*

Reader 1 : *looks at me with the same teary eyes*

*background music playing*

Wait… HOW THE HELL DID IT TURN OUT TO BE A DRAMATIC SCENE?! IGNORE, IGNORE!

Alright, where were we?

Reader 1 : “In the middle of a dramatic scene between you and I.”

Me : “Oh, true…”

JSAFHYIWHFSNKNFHIWJKMSALDJAKLDMakdhajknsckjadjalk NOOOOOOO

Okay, don’t mind them anymore (I said ‘them’ because the ‘Me’ isn’t even myself again. Sighs). Imma tell you what this ‘replacement’ is.

So, I’m gonna start writing a short fiction for Christmas, and there’s a huge possibility that this time around, it will be categorized in the ‘fantasy’ kind of genre. Well, can’t help it, tho. I’ve never written a fantasy one before, have I?

Well, I know there was this “The Evening Beauty” thing, which was written in English. But, well… you can’t kinda tell it’s a fantasy before you read the ending bit, can you? What I’m saying is, that shit is not ‘fantasy’ enough to be called fantasy. Get what I mean?

Reader 1 : “What–“

AAAAALRIGHT, let’s move on to the next subject.

This kinda thing won’t ever happen again, so I think I’ll add in some romance in it? There’s a chance that this will turn out cliched, tho. So, don’t expect too much. It’s just that I don’t promise you that this will definitely get finished, since I have a lot of work to do.

Yes, a lot of work to do.

You see, I’m attending practices everyday at the church because I’m going to sing some Christmas songs on the celebrations they will hold on both December 24 and 25. Because I’m appearing in both celebrations, I have to come practice twice as often. Therefore, yesterday and today, I have last practices I have to attend. And, tomorrow, it’s already the 24th, so I suggest you don’t hope much. But I will still try my best, because I really feel sorry to all of you (even though there might be no one who reads this, but still…)

Kay, think that’s all. Bye! See ya 25!

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